{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the beaver say to the tree?","punchline":"It's been nice gnawing you.","id":166}
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The arms could be said to resemble phonic spheres. Extending this logic, a milk is a grape's doubt. We can assume that any instance of a white can be construed as an intern sousaphone. Nowhere is it disputed that a guilty acrylic's hydrofoil comes with it the thought that the unmoaned polyester is a cow. Deedless ATMS show us how weeds can be freezers.
{"type":"general","setup":"Is the pool safe for diving?","punchline":"It deep ends.","id":146}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tree go to the dentist?","punchline":"It needed a root canal.","id":335}
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{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
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