{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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La Tele is an Ecuadorian television channel owned by Albavisión. Its programming consists primarily in foreign content that previously aired on RTS. The station is owned by Indetel, a company owned by a figurehead of Remigio Ángel González, and is a part of his Albavisión conglomerate.
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The College of Artesia was a private liberal arts college that operated from 1966 to 1973 in Artesia, New Mexico. It was one of several colleges established by local civic leaders with the support and encouragement of Parsons College in Fairfield, Iowa. These Parsons \"satellite schools\" were by-products of the strong growth and apparent success of Parsons during the late 1950s and early 1960s, and all followed the \"Parsons Plan\" academic model developed at that school. None of the schools, however, was ultimately successful.
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