{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
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