{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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