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{"type":"standard","title":"Alfred Kroeber: A Personal Configuration","displaytitle":"Alfred Kroeber: A Personal Configuration","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q115821992","titles":{"canonical":"Alfred_Kroeber:_A_Personal_Configuration","normalized":"Alfred Kroeber: A Personal Configuration","display":"Alfred Kroeber: A Personal Configuration"},"pageid":72103610,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Alfred_Kroeber_A_Personal_Configuration_1970_book_cover.jpg","width":197,"height":288},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Alfred_Kroeber_A_Personal_Configuration_1970_book_cover.jpg","width":197,"height":288},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284993189","tid":"f66bf04c-166d-11f0-ba25-5a78cf1aa710","timestamp":"2025-04-11T00:43:19Z","description":"1970 biography by Theodora Kroeber","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kroeber%3A_A_Personal_Configuration","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kroeber%3A_A_Personal_Configuration?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kroeber%3A_A_Personal_Configuration?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alfred_Kroeber%3A_A_Personal_Configuration"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kroeber%3A_A_Personal_Configuration","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Alfred_Kroeber%3A_A_Personal_Configuration","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kroeber%3A_A_Personal_Configuration?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alfred_Kroeber%3A_A_Personal_Configuration"}},"extract":"Alfred Kroeber: A Personal Configuration is a 1970 biography of the anthropologist Alfred Louis Kroeber, written by Theodora Kroeber. Theodora was married to Alfred between 1926 and his death in 1960. She began writing professionally in the 1950s, after her children were grown: the books she authored included Ishi in Two Worlds (1962). Theodora began a biography of her husband after his death in 1960, but could not complete it before her 1969 marriage to John Quinn, with whose encouragement she published it. The term \"configuration\" in the title refers to Alfred's exploration of cultural change in his work.","extract_html":"
Alfred Kroeber: A Personal Configuration is a 1970 biography of the anthropologist Alfred Louis Kroeber, written by Theodora Kroeber. Theodora was married to Alfred between 1926 and his death in 1960. She began writing professionally in the 1950s, after her children were grown: the books she authored included Ishi in Two Worlds (1962). Theodora began a biography of her husband after his death in 1960, but could not complete it before her 1969 marriage to John Quinn, with whose encouragement she published it. The term \"configuration\" in the title refers to Alfred's exploration of cultural change